Christmas Story
Can you help me with a humorous christmas story?
I need to write a longish humorous christmas story, and I have no ideas!
Could you please start me off or give me an idea, please and thanks
1- Santa has to cut down the elves working hours.
2- A poor elf with a young elf family gets knocked down while other crazy elves strive to finish the toys in time- humorous with a meaningful undertone and a moral.
3- A parody on the American elections- Rudolf- who is very clearly a white reindeer- against Vixen-obviouslyy coloured.
4-Santa needs boat instead of sleigh due to global warming.
5- Mrs. Claus diets down to size 0, anta no longer finds her attractive so is not in the mood to deliver presents.
A CHRISTMAS STORY trailer
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