Santa Claus
How can I make sure Santa Claus brings me what I want this year?
Hi, I am 30 years old, and I really really really REALLY want Santa Claus to get me a pap smear for Christmas this year! I am a very good girl and I think I deserve a fun pap smear! How can I make sure he performs one on me Christmas morning?
Try and fall asleep with your legs wide open right in front of the fireplace with a big tub of petroleum jelly and some latex gloves beside the milk and cookies.
Santa Claus Singing Jingle Bells, His Favorite Christmas Song
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Wilton Holiday Cookie Cutters, Set of 9 $6.27 These metal cutters look great with their bright colors and glossy enamel finish. 4 shapes are perfect for hanging on the tree until your next cookie-baking bash. Recipe included. Includes candy cane, gingerbread girl, stocking, angel, star, bell, snowman, tree, and gingerbread boy. Colored aluminum cutters measure from 3″ to 3-3/4″. 9 cutters total. … |
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Wilton 2308-1132 Metal Cookie Cutter Set of 18 $10.49 This metal cookie cutter set includes: snowflake, holly leaf, gingerbread girl, star, sleigh, tree, stocking, snowman, reindeer, ornament, candy cane, Santa hat, angel, bell, gift, wreath, gingerbread boy, and mitten. Each is approximately 3″. 18 cutters total. … |
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Wilton Mini Cookie Cutter set of 12 $5.29 Mini Metal Cookie Cutters Holiday 12 per package includes star, angel, gingerbread girl, stocking, candy cane, ornament, teddy bear, bell, holly leaf, tree, gingerbread boy, and sleigh. Each measures approximately 1.5 inches. Made of metal…. |
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My Christmas $4.30 All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed…. |
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White Christmas $0.46 Try to forget the fact that Bing Crosby probably never had to record another song in his life after he immortalized “White Christmas.” If you can do that, you’ll find plenty more to like in this crooning Christmas collection. There’s the Romantic Bing, charming the tinsel right off the tree with “The Christmas Song,” and that cure for cabin fever, “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!” There’s t… |
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A Christmas Gift for You from Phil Spector $11.99 This lavish holiday set has been called the greatest rock & roll Christmas album of all time. That’s an opinion that’s tough to argue with when you find yourself immersed in the massive sounds painstakingly crafted by legendary producer Phil Spector. His “wall-of-sound” technique is perfectly suited to the music of the season, as he proves with layer upon layer of piano, sleigh bells, buoyant perc… |
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Barney: Waiting for Santa [VHS] $14.95 This movie includes Christmas sing alongs geared towards children ages 1-8…. |
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Mrs Santa Claus [VHS] $8.91 Much closer to Hello, Dolly! than your usual Christmas special, Mrs. Santa Claus joins two distinct genres: holiday family fare and the Broadway musical. This song-studded extravaganza was especially designed for TV by Broadway legend Jerry Herman, whose songs are just as incorrigibly catchy on the small screen as they are on the stage. Herman uses one of his favorite leading ladies from the thea… |
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The Santa Clause [VHS] $1.70 Product Details Actors: Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz Directors: John Pasquin Writers: Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick Producers: Brian Reilly, Caroline Baron, James Miller, Jeffrey Silver, Jennifer Graham Billings Format: Closed-captioned, Color, NTSC Language: English, Spanish Rated: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) Number of tapes: 1 Studio: Walt Dis… |
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100% White Cotton Gloves – Woman’s Light Weight – 12 Pairs – The Glove with a Thousand Uses! $6.49 Our 100% white cotton gloves provide a variety of uses from personal use to professional presentation. When working with sensitive products a cotton glove can provide protection to the surface of photographic material, paper collectibles, crafts, artwork, and precious items sensitive to the human touch. Personal use includes medical and sanitary application where clean hands are preferred or requi… |
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