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Bands that will make your wedding memorable- but for the wrong reasons
So your getting married, you’ve got the perfect castle hotel to host it, and best castle hotel accommodation to go to afterwards the dresses she wanted so all the brides maids match and everythings going great, just one problem -no-ones booked a wedding band -uh oh!
Here is 3 bands only to be considered when your getting desperate.
- Rock- Iron maiden tribute acts. I love Iron maiden, and if your into your heavy metal as well, go for it -you cant go wrong -can you. There are hundreds of great Maiden tribute acts from HI-ON maiden (get it?) and all the female group the Iron Maidens- but the bride will cry her eyes out when they dedicated the song ‘run to the hills’ to the groom. Funny perhaps, but they’ll be hell to pay for the rest of your married life.
Other nominations could include:
Motley crue, the Rolling stones, Motorhead, Nile (though that would be quite cool).
- INDIE -Coldplay – your wedding is supossed to be the happiest day of her life, so why do you need Chris Martin depressing everybody at what is basically suppossed to be a celebration of two families coming together? Perhaps the question should be ‘what does this man have left to be sad about’?With his millions of pounds in the bank, fronting a successful band and an actress for a wife how could the man be depresseed? A great way is sending the whole reception to clear over to the bar and off the dance floor.
Other nominations could include:
Radiohead, Keane, U2.
- RAP -50 cent- now ‘fiddy’ (to his friends) has been shot nine times -and he’ll never let us forget. He’ll be lucky if no-one from your family tries to make it tenth time lucky if we have to hear this story again. The huge entourage he’ll be bringing will include dancing girls, djs and other rappers- not much space/seats/food/alcohol left for your family now is there. Plus hes wearing some very well tailored suites nowadays- he’s gonna show you up, and possible your bride -depending on how much ‘bling’ is coming to the party.
Other nominations could include:
Snoop Dogg, X-hibit, Vanilla Ice.
JULIAN SMITH – I’m Reading a Book
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